April 2012
7 posts
Deciding ever-clear shots was a good idea and then running from the campus police. Hello online alcohol course and community service. PLD
Went to the hospital because of chest pain. Received muscle relaxers and without reading the fine print of my discharge forms, proceeded to drive myself home. After ten miles of drifting around (and off) the road, I finally realized “oh shit, I don’t think I am suppose to be doing this!!!”…..PLD
After a 5th of cake vodka and a topless stroll around downtown Annapolis at 3am. I met a 28 year old DJ from New York… We had sex on a fire escape…. I had bruises for days! PLD
Spiked my coke with vodka at a gala during a student club event, ended up jersey turnpiking half the people on the dance floor! PLD
Had a bottle and a half of wine at the beginning of the night. I ended the night throwing up behind a townhouse for two minutes straight. When finished, I returned to my friends crying and screaming “DON’T LOOK AT ME; DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!”
Fifth of Burnetts, blackout by 10, 2 boys later, wake up in the morning…PLD
Got super wasted in a hot tub and entered a make-out competition with another guy with our gay friend as the judge. I lost and left the hot tub during a snow storm only to fall face first into a snow bank….PLD